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Birthday Demotivational Poster


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla


TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - You Deserve It


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 1.91/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 9:45 pm
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
rerun - October 5, 2009, 9:35 pm

crap - I already have a difficult time sleeping. Now I have this image in my head.....Ambian & Jim Beam tonight


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - The mission is almost accomplished!


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3.84/5

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CpnKangaroo - March 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Well thank y'all very much. I think this one hits the nail on the head. 5 kangaroos
thatonechick - March 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Um... Is this aimed at Cpn? If not... well, happy birthday, Kangaroo man.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

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spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


The cure -


TAGS: in honor of sho s birthday
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

maoworks2 - November 13, 2015, 3:38 pm
I'll Try !
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 9:13 pm
very nice Gary
Reality Lord - September 16, 2015, 11:41 am

sooooooooooooooooo good
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:51 am
And now, now I get to play
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Had to come to meetings with this mind set in order to contend with idiotic investors and megalomaniacal corporate honchos.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 9:50 am
Y’know, Bandit, its funny (not haha funny), I’ve been turning things upside down and backward in the workplace for over 40 years.
Bandit5906 - September 16, 2015, 9:20 am
Gary always sheds a different light on a situation.
GaryO - September 16, 2015, 7:13 am
‘Works’? it’s all play, Connie, a-l-l-l-l play. Thnx guys.
concern3 - September 16, 2015, 3:31 am
It's funny how the mind works. I'm not talking about the poster I'm talking about you. another 5 er
Sho - September 16, 2015, 1:02 am
Thank you, Mr. Gary. Much appreciated


CAKE - The awesomest cake ever.




AGEING - You know you're getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake.


TAGS: grandads birthday
Rating: 4.28/5

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7053 - July 10, 2011, 5:24 am
Too old to live..


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Quit acting like that, you are just older not dead ...




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Screw Chuck E. Cheese, that Elder God Douchebag guy? HE knows how to have a birthday party!




LONGEVITY - Like grandma always said, he who has the most birthdays lives the longest.




HOORAY!! - I'm another year closer to being as dead as my dreams. Want some cake?


TAGS: birthday dreams dead sad depressed
Rating: 4.8/5

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Verdeckt - August 17, 2011, 8:59 am
The cake is a lie. Welcome to the site


FACEBOOK FRINEDS -




FOR HER BIRTHDAY - My wife wanted something that would go from 0-260 in less than 10 seconds.


TAGS: ex scale birthday
Rating: 4.68/5

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holymoly - April 25, 2012, 2:14 pm
Thats funny X) Good one
lgvernon - April 24, 2012, 8:12 pm

Don't worry. The bruises will be gone before you know it.


KOBOLDS - Has birthdays too you know...


TAGS: birthday kobold wow fantasy candle birthday mines diggers you no take candle
Rating: 2/5

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Ieuan - April 22, 2009, 11:31 pm
You no take candle!


BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."




IDENTICAL TWINS - You've always wanted some. I got them just for you. Happy Birthday!


TAGS: twins identical birthday
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Neener

djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:56 pm
I'm actually francophone, I speak pretty good english, but it's not my first language... forgive my previous, and coming up mistakes... xx
djinnyf - April 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
Oh, I'm very sorry, in french, it is not... I went for the "direct translation", really didn't mean to offense you... xx
ICEMAN - April 26, 2011, 9:35 am
Aww shiit Mooooooooooooooo, there are two of you running around? That's got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Sean - April 26, 2011, 12:17 am
You mean "big typing paws" no doubt. Point taken.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2011, 12:05 am
Dammit Sean, I'm trying to make a broader point here......Bloody Rabbits and their big mouths.....
Sean - April 25, 2011, 11:47 pm
C'mon Mr. Sensitive dude. Did it ever occur to you that there's a reason your Siamese twin insisted on the operation? It wasn't just your breath, you know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:57 pm
It's really offensive to refer to conjoined twins as "Siamese".....you should be more sensitive. (as a twin, I am offended)
djinnyf - April 25, 2011, 7:21 pm
Twins AND Siamese no?! xx
Neener - October 5, 2010, 5:14 am
Surfing? I met them at last call.
hootizz - October 5, 2010, 2:59 am
Hahaha.., well done.., but I don't like where you are surfing for your pictures..!! 5 Happy Trannys for you...
crankyhead - October 4, 2010, 2:22 pm
Is it just me or do those two look conjoined? Nice poster Neener =)
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:10 pm

the one on the right reminds me of this chick i met in toronto....ummm....nevermind.
tellitlikeitis - October 4, 2010, 11:56 am
Pretty!


LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!




BRAIN ANEURYSM -


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.45/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L


BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS - Party on Matthew, Party on Luke ...


TAGS: happy birthday jesus party on
Rating: 4.3/5

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440wakeup - December 25, 2011, 6:31 pm
Go jesus its your birthday go jesus its your birthday
Budog - December 25, 2011, 3:43 pm
Somebody spiked the grape juice...
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:07 am

was so
TwistedNinjaPirate - December 24, 2011, 10:39 pm
Judas wasnt invited...


THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....




BIRTHDAY TTHHBBBTT -


TAGS: happy birthday whatever john glenn quote silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - March 19, 2013, 5:44 am
lol, right...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME -




21ST BIRTHDAY - awesome for you, mathematically improbable for dogs.




GEEK BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: geek birthday
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:20 pm
I wonder if it runs windoughs.
spacedog - January 6, 2010, 11:16 pm
That cake is amsome.


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm

I seem to remember this poster, damn you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
There's only one of you here? Damn, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am
Ya know, rerun looks damn good for a centenarian.


AN UDDER BIRTHDAY? - HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE. MILK IT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH




THE TRASH HEAP'S BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: happy birthday heap only four and a half in dog years
Rating: 4.25/5

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spacedog - May 29, 2010, 9:57 pm
Have a good one Trash.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 9:32 pm
And in a dark brown voice, I say H-a-p-p-y Birthday.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:25 pm
Have a good one Trash
TheTrashHeap - May 29, 2010, 2:08 pm
Thanks ICE!


BIRTHDAY WISHES -


TAGS: happy birthday fool reagan
Rating: 4.17/5

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champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:44 am
Groan.....5 bad puns for you...


AIRMAN -


TAGS: happy belated birthday buddy
Rating: 5/5

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SteveFurlong - March 30, 2012, 12:38 am
Not nice to say "as young as they come". When you're that old, you can't.
M0rd3kaI - March 21, 2012, 12:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Excellent Cranky XD 5L
Airman - March 21, 2012, 11:13 am
LOL... bastard


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Please accept this coupon for a complimentary car wash ...


TAGS: happy birthday comlimentary car wash
Rating: 4.5/5

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robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:10 am
very clean headlights


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I wrapped up a special package for you ...


TAGS: happy birthday wraped special package
Rating: 3.63/5

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Budog - June 8, 2012, 2:17 am
Wets her desire, it doesn't matter where she gets her apatite as long as she comes home to eat...
mariand - June 5, 2012, 9:11 am
Happy Bday to your wife!... dude, you made this gift, so as to put asleep her alertness?...lol
Budog - June 5, 2012, 7:09 am
Made this one for my wife, it's her birthday today and she loves Jon Bon Jovi...


A SPECIAL TREAT -


TAGS: faceplant birthday cake
Rating: 4.76/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 20, 2011, 8:31 pm
For the love of God, and all that is Holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!!! Yay!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY! -


TAGS: happy birthday dy2012
Rating: 4.17/5

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mariand - August 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
...or that it should be.


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time day woman birthday gift joke present comic cake
Rating: 3.6/5

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regc7 - September 25, 2010, 9:36 am
I call BS. The court cost alone for that thing are in the billions.
Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:39 am
:-D Funny!


BIRTHDAY CANDLE - Happy Birthday to You, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Achmed, Happy Birthday to you!


TAGS: iraq mortar birthday
Rating: 3/5

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bppb - October 11, 2009, 3:24 pm
Whats confusing me is the laser in the bg


FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS - They come in fast and furious on your birthday.




LEMMY KILMISTER -




RABBIT STEW COMIN UP - It says here, he's eighteen. Let's send him in to get the bunny.


TAGS: happy birthday arrogant knight
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 8:40 pm
Oh, yeah.... happy birthday AK!!!
BoneCD - September 12, 2009, 8:37 pm
Happy BDay AK! SpaceDog this is great!
Arrogant Knight - September 12, 2009, 10:02 am
Hilarious. Thanks man. One, two, FIVE lions.


SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

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Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA - Here's Your Cake !!




HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY -




STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -


TAGS: lady liberty birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 9:37 am
I'll drink too that


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - I would much rather be doing my physical training on top of you ...


TAGS: happy birthday physical training you
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:28 am
Better than any load of [email protected] Hallmark writes. 5L dude!
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:54 pm

GMTA, I say! GMTA! 5LLLLL for making my little heart go pitterpat.


RERUN -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun superhero pzy
Rating: 4.69/5

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forseti - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
Perhaps we all suffer from Gnosiophobia - fear of knowledge ;)
rerun - September 8, 2010, 6:46 am

The Germans are always the last to know (insert diabolical laugh here)
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:35 am
Rerun is Jewerine?!?


HAPPY BIRTHDAY U.S. ARMY... -


TAGS: army military birthday
Rating: 3.93/5

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Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 10:54 pm
Don't do it! It's a trap! The cake is a lie. x


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Congratulations! You're now 1 year closer to death! (give or take a couple seconds)




LUCKY DOG -


TAGS: tribute happy birthday spacedog
Rating: 4.63/5

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culos - December 12, 2010, 5:53 pm
Yeah but the dog is hotter than yours!
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:07 pm
LOL fat girl.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:19 pm

coffee...sprayed out my nose....5L


EYE PAD - Happy birthday, grandson! I know how much you wanted one.




HER BIRTHDAY - Going that extra mile and getting her gold will help ensure you get that little present you like waking up to on your birthday




MR M -


TAGS: happy birthday to yoooouuuuuu
Rating: 3.7/5

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spacedog - December 31, 2009, 1:18 am
I can fly higher than an eag... look out someone left a rake in the grass. Happy Birthday Mr.M


BIRTHDAYS - Beat the alternative. Sight starts to go, though. Still, I guess I'm grateful she thinks I'm gold and have a swell penis.




BEYOND BIRTHDAY -




FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.




FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?


TAGS: happy birthday myocardial infarction anyone
Rating: 3.64/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:38 am
thats a lot of bacon
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 5:06 pm
Ah 30, to be young and free again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:03 pm
Did you have a good b-day?....next year is the big 30 eh? On my 30th we had a poker game, there were 20 people in my 1 bedroom apt....I don't remember any of it.
Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)
General1710 - April 11, 2010, 4:50 pm
Dear kird is that his right nut?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:59 am
My God! He's proportioned like a turkey!


COME ON MO -


TAGS: happy birthday nik
Rating: 3.17/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:36 am
Oh, and cut your fingernails. Yeah...
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:35 am
Lemme see if I can answer your complicated question with one word Sean...... 'taint!!!!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:33 am
*your
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:32 am
Uhm, further to what our esteemed coleague aggy had opined ... uhm, mine's a two parter: 1 do wimen have taint? And if so, is it actually bigger? You pic does indeed suggest that might be so ....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:28 am
See what happens when Bone suggests that MO applies the "jr. shocker" birthday present? Always go with the original, MO.... especially on her birthday.
MO - July 25, 2009, 11:46 pm
We were in rare form tonight!!! And that's no bull....just wanted a normal one.....fuck me if not one single thing fell into place....traffic, shitty service, dresses, lack of nic (not NIK) and for some reason....holy shit...yep, I'm an asshole...
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 7:17 pm
MO uses that "set-up" pictured, he may just end up with black eyes!


LUNG CANCER - "Ah, hell! Ya'll a bunch of pussies! Now, hand me my fifth of vodka!"




CHUCK NORRIS - is infinite ∞




CATS IN THE CRADLE -


TAGS: aging retirement lonliness birthday sadness
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 5, 2013, 8:55 pm
I'm in the same boat... :(
maoworks2 - January 5, 2013, 4:26 pm
That's What I Get Now Very Good 5 Forgotten L mao.


HAPPY SAILING -


TAGS: m0rd birthday love cruise titanic
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:22 am
Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Mr. Greeny once again pulls a 5L. Did Mary help? teehee


A HAZY SHADE OF WINTER -




TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read


TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Mr. Moderator Happy Birthday to you


TAGS: a pre emptive happy birthday wish
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is, and would always be.... heaven.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:24 am
was it Aggy's birthday yesterday? crap, and I would have baked him a cake ;(


JUST GREAT - Crappy gifts, annoying family and now Christ is coming! My birthday is gonna blow this year.


TAGS: birthday end of the world
Rating: 4.07/5

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boxy - March 14, 2011, 5:37 am
5 lions, all going "meh, not this again?"
voodoo3535 - March 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
Right on. I dont know if I should be excited or worried.
Freeway911 - March 12, 2011, 2:26 pm
Funny mine is the 23rd and I said the same thing.


GRAMPS - He Has An Idea For Your 18th Birthday.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAVY GRAVY - Wavy Gravy, the friend to every hippy the world over. Happy 75th Birthday !!!




BIRTHDAY GIFTS -




FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY - I was able to arrange a BMW.


TAGS: birthday bm turd double entendre
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - March 20, 2010, 3:09 am
Very clever


HAPPY BIRHTDAY - Grandpa




TAUNTING -


TAGS: happy birthday aggy
Rating: 4.84/5

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rerun - August 14, 2010, 5:51 pm

greatness, and I ain't Jimmy
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 5:14 pm
LMAO!!!!
GreyScorpion - August 14, 2010, 12:16 pm
HaHaHa, I will call back, and taunt you for a second time...5L


FOLLIES - Imagine the stories we could tell if we could remember being born


TAGS: follies birthday
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:58 am
Aggy would remember oranges too, but would have been on the highway or in the trees.
Reality Lord - August 23, 2010, 12:50 am

great one feas....total gold
Feasibly - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
Hey!!...I made a funny! Thanks guys!
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:39 am
LOL! 5L
Cubbybear - August 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You did it! 5Poodles The oranges make me laugh
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:33 am
nice. 5l's
agdaniele - August 23, 2010, 12:25 am
Well played.


ANOTHER BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: america birthday july 4th
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 9:35 pm
Perfect motifake! 5 Liberties!


BIRTHDAY PARTY...... - sucks when you have to clean up after it


TAGS: birthday
Rating: 3/5

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calvin5040 - December 8, 2011, 3:23 pm
lmao
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 5:50 pm
Surprise party... Surprise, you're fired.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

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wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


ONE GOING ON NINETY -




OLD AGE - Last night Frank cut his 70th birthday short, Because finishing prematurely is what old age is all about




STILL WELCOME TO DIE -




IT'S MY BIRTHDAY... -


TAGS: jesus birthday
Rating: 4.33/5

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MissPriss - December 13, 2012, 11:48 pm
Little known fact rude...he's Santa's little brother....jealousy, pure jealousy I say.
Rudedog - December 13, 2012, 8:43 pm
Jesus, always about himself
EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 12:16 am
...and he's the big two oh one two.


VINCENT WITH A BEARD -




THE HELIUM/OXYGEN RATIO - Grey's still working on it


TAGS: happy birthday surprise
Rating: 3.82/5

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rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:27 pm

a birthday wish for somebody who always has the opposite view.
GreyScorpion - July 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
I'm still working on that bourbon/Ice ratio too. but I'm getting closer..5L


HONORED -


TAGS: celebrate on my birthday damnit
Rating: 3.77/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 10:23 am

well, I guess if motifake were a household name there would be a "timmy (soon to be called "fozzwad"" day to honor those here who have been banned.


REINCARNATION -




THAT WHALE - NEVER KNEW WHAT HIT IT




DANIELLE - You see that lap? He wants you on it. It's just begging for a dance.


TAGS: danielle the joker birthday
Rating: 1.33/5

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Betelgeuse - March 29, 2009, 11:37 pm
It's showtime.
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:36 pm
OMG! Don't say Beetlejuice a third time....oh damn...too late.
Porcelina - December 5, 2008, 6:34 pm
He looks like beetlejuice in ALL pictures
Brian - August 8, 2008, 11:39 pm
is it just me or does he look like Beetlejuice in this picture?
jaylin - August 8, 2008, 5:59 pm
R.I.P.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 10:22 pm
Who is Danielle, and WHY couldn't you put a little more effort into finding a picture that doesn't reek of pixels? Fail.


AGGYS B-DAY POEM -




FIDO'S BIRTHDAY - When his wife finally agrees to put on the outfit and play "Star Whores"


TAGS: happy birthday fido
Rating: 4.39/5

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phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 5:45 pm
damn you guy s rock. And I fear not your comments...for Mrs. Phy knows the truth...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:56 pm
Also, Happy anniversary to DreMagnum.....a whole year out of the closet.....way to go man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:44 pm
It really was a typo....but on second thought......Happy being Gay Phy!!!!
R.S.Jake - March 15, 2010, 12:42 pm
Never saw Moooo+ backpedal before! Woot! Happy B-day Phydux.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:37 pm
*day. seriously, that was a typo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2010, 12:36 pm
Happy b-gay Phy....I hope you stocked up on Viagra.


IMAGINE -


TAGS: happy birthday john cubby
Rating: 4.31/5

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Anonymous2 - October 9, 2010, 8:43 pm
Well, if people only remember him on his birthday anymore, I won't mind it. Seriously, newscasters & DJs keep reminding me he died on my birthday for 29 years since...
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 6:38 pm
John would have been 70 today. God I feel old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 5:39 pm
i "imagine" he should have checked his 6 once in a while........Yoko should have thrown herself in front of the bullet.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 5:34 pm
It sure doesn't seem that long ago. Well done Cub. 5


HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIRMAN - Don't look at it as getting older, look at it as successfully completing another lap around the Sun.




MOOOOO+ -


TAGS: happy birthday what is 31 in cow years
Rating: 4.19/5

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spacedog - January 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Happy Birthday Mooo+!
rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:25 pm

20 more days by my count
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 5:17 pm
Aggy has a lot as well. When is that dirty Mexican coming back anyways?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
lol Yeah, Cubby. You're the biggest thing in the tag cloud.
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:13 pm
Between Mooooo,logicDude, Culos and myself we must have the most posters about our names
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 3:56 pm
Yes...and DAMN! Cows live FOREVER! Long live the king!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 3:48 pm
14 .....Now do you regret all those suggestive PM's and pics you sent me?
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 2:53 pm
I'm glad you like it. By the way, what is 31 in cow years?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 30, 2010, 2:04 pm
thanks Bart. 5L


FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.


TAGS: not your birthday but still
Rating: 4.18/5

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Bovee - March 23, 2010, 3:08 pm
had to use this picture for something. its to great not to.
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 1:35 pm
Love it! She is always effing up the good ones tho!


MOTIFAKE - Now 4 Years Old, Congratulations.




LOVE & LOSS -


TAGS: sarah i couldn t think of a more fitting tribute on what would have been your 24th birthday assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 3.14/5

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Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
That song was the best thing about Highlander
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:35 am

BOR - Sorry for your loss. Maybe one day you can tell Sarahs story


it's my -


TAGS: birthday missing wife
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 11, 2014, 11:22 pm
I do the same thing every year since my 2nd divorce. Awesome... :)
lgvernon - August 8, 2014, 9:47 pm

Now, how do I make several dummy accounts in order to like this 5 more times. STUPENDOUS!


MONKEYBOY'S BIG DAY -


TAGS: birthday m0rd3kai
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:04 am
Hey looky everybody! Modick survived his birthday! Nom nom nom...sorry had my mouthful, glad you had a good one!
M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:24 am
OH LAWDY! Screw you Pwissy! Now I gotta get this screen cleaned! Can barely see through the coffee that squirted through almost every orifice on my face
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 2:30 pm
First draft had the actual girlfriend in the pic. Then thought better. Poor girl, trying to live down the love lust for a beast-etal. Thanks for the bananas...now that mo's distracted...don't have to share....teehee
Greeny - November 25, 2012, 1:37 pm
Love is a rough thing around here - 5 Bananas!


BIRTHDAY FRIENDS... -


TAGS: friends for birthday mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - November 9, 2012, 7:36 am
Thanks... you reminded me about this joke...Q: How can you tell who's a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Greeny - November 9, 2012, 7:26 am
Congrats Mariand - another year under your belt... Hope you can still see the buckle!


Never Forget -


TAGS: for the guys wife birthday forgetfulness important dates remembering quote nash
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.


oblivious -




Like A Rolling Stone -




as time goes by -


TAGS: happy birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - March 13, 2014, 9:51 am
How'd I miss this?!! the Lord Roooleth
MissPriss - February 24, 2014, 9:16 am
Oh yeah! And at least one of those I enjoy even more...now that it's not my mom enforcing it. A big 5L for giving the first good laugh of the morning me lord!


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